nightofthefallingangels:

exorin:

YOU WOULD HAVE NEW BOOTS EVERYDAY DEPENDING ON WHAT SOCKS YOU WORE. 

OMFG YOU COULD WEAR ALL THE COOL SOCKS

gayhellchild:

ive been livetweeting my pjo reread so i haven’t been posting much abt it here but please god look at this. hades, a millennia-old deity, covering his ears as his small gay italian son flaps his arms around and yells at him

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

bluejaysong:

Shout out to the parents that come to a new country and learn a new language to provide a better future for their children despite how much they’re made fun of about their roots, the racial slurs, and the struggles that come with finding a job without knowing a lick of the new country’s native language. 

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates” (via masoeuretmoi)

the-phoenix-has-risen:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

tessaviolet:

bekah-bo0m:

broccoleafveins:

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

I FEEL OLD

childhood video games

lancrebitch:

raksolnikov:

parenting tip: talk to your kids about mental illness. tell them they might have a hard time. tell them they can ask for therapy and medication. tell them they aren’t alone. tell them if your family has a history of mental illnesses and which ones. just fucking talk to your kids and be there for them.

Yes please please do this it could save a lot of suffering

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.