anyway howd he get in there
my pastimes include reading old comments on kim kardashian’s myspace
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
deep sigh of contentment
this is some portal 2 shit
blowing your nose???? IN PUBLIC!?!?! what a whore…
The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.