iguanamouth:

anyway howd he get in there

popculturediedin2009:

my pastimes include reading old comments on kim kardashian’s myspace

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

therealabiril:

dion-thesocialist:

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

no way

this is some portal 2 shit

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

youngmasterkuzu:

blowing your nose???? IN PUBLIC!?!?! what a whore…

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

tastefullyoffensive:

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